You know you’ve read a good book when you turn the last page and feel a...– Paul Sweeney
Boy: Why do you wear a bra? You've got nothing to put in it.
Girl: You wear pants don't you?
Do what you are afraid to do.– Ralph Waldo
we’re gonna dance all night because we say so.– dancei MUITO mesmo, foi foda. (via justfuckinloseit)
liveelaughlovee: You: Hey baby, can I buy you a drink? Her: Sorry, I have a boyfriend. You: Really? I have a goldfish. Her: What? You: Oh sorry, I thought we were talking about shit that doesn’t matter.
"There is a guy who is obsessed with Harry Potter...
myownwaytobelieving: causeloveisonitsway:armpitz:nerf-car:actoronastage:wesaidgoodbyetothebeach:ithinkdreamythings:sixfeetunderthestarswhoaoh:hogwarts-express:malfoyisourking | ohmymipie | (via marauder-) Can I find this man and marry him please
Poor is the man whose pleasures depend on the permission of another.– Madonna
Teacher: Where's your book?
Student: At home.
Teacher: And what is it doing there?
Student: Having more fun than me.
Absolutely nothing lasts forever.
There is nothing we like to see so much as the gleam of pleasure in a...– Don Marquis
Listen, are you breathing just a little and calling it a life?– Mary Oliver
When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard,” I am always tempted to...– Sydney J. Harris
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?– Albert Einstein