October 2010
77 posts
September 2010
43 posts
“You know you’ve read a good book when you turn the last page and feel a...”
– Paul Sweeney
metaphoricallanguage:
the-ocean-liner-incident:
Boy: Why do you wear a bra? You've got nothing to put in it.
Girl: You wear pants don't you?
“Do what you are afraid to do.”
– Ralph Waldo
“we’re gonna dance all night because we say so.”
– dancei MUITO mesmo, foi foda. (via justfuckinloseit)
liveelaughlovee:
You: Hey baby, can I buy you a drink? Her: Sorry, I have a boyfriend. You: Really? I have a goldfish. Her: What? You: Oh sorry, I thought we were talking about shit that doesn’t matter.
"There is a guy who is obsessed with Harry Potter...
myownwaytobelieving:
causeloveisonitsway:armpitz:nerf-car:actoronastage:wesaidgoodbyetothebeach:ithinkdreamythings:sixfeetunderthestarswhoaoh:hogwarts-express:malfoyisourking | ohmymipie | (via marauder-)
Can I find this man and marry him please
“Poor is the man whose pleasures depend on the permission of another.”
– Madonna
Teacher: Where's your book?
Student: At home.
Teacher: And what is it doing there?
Student: Having more fun than me.
Absolutely nothing lasts forever.
“There is nothing we like to see so much as the gleam of pleasure in a...”
– Don Marquis
“Listen, are you breathing just a little and calling it a life?”
– Mary Oliver
“When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard,” I am always tempted to...”
–
Sydney J. Harris
“A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?”
– Albert Einstein
